Stupid America...

When this beautiful country was founded by our forefathers we were guided with hopes of a new and brighter future.  And while scientists worked their asses off with attempts to find the cure for diseases and depression, men worked create a better life.  Now lets take a look at what this country has evolved into.  Scientists working away steadily to create breast implants, penis enlargements, and microwavable foods.  While Americans twiddle their ignorant thumbs and become stupider by the day, I'm here to clean up the streets and give you true Bay Area soul, which will enrich your entire essence.  With hopes of correcting our societies mistakes in one way or another, and on behalf of the whole Bay Area, Welcome To The West Coast.